It's Going Around.

April Fool
allknightlong	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
aoutlaw321	smiles. All the time.
oldestbeloved	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
perfectblue	paints your dog orange.
queen_c_tm	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
reallyoldguy	TPs your house.
sallyallbright	glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling.
slayer3063790	eggs your head.
third_arcana	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
wesley_w_price	shaves your car.
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