It's Going Around.
| April Fool | |
 allknightlong | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| aoutlaw321 | smiles. All the time. |
| oldestbeloved | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| perfectblue | paints your dog orange. |
| queen_c_tm | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
| reallyoldguy | TPs your house. |
| sallyallbright | glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling. |
| slayer3063790 | eggs your head. |
| third_arcana | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| wesley_w_price | shaves your car. |